Spam

Every now and then I click on a spam email just to see how appropriate the services they offer are to my life, or to see just how much the email's content actually differs from the subject line (which some idiot accidentally deleted before he copied it!). Here's today's offering (I've not activated the links so as to not encourage you to visit the site)...

You're about to discover... The Amazing Seduction Secrets Of A Desperate Computer Nerd Who Was Terrified Of Women... and now seduces AT LEAST 2 women per week into his bedroom using powerful secrets that ANY man can learn!

http://www.hlplmanhds.biz/

Dear Friend, If you've ever wanted to be able to confidently meet women anywhere and everywhere you go, and know exactly what to say and do in order to get them hot and wanting to sleep with you... then this will be the most important email you ever read! Have you ever wondered how ordinary... even UGLY guys can get dates and sleep with hot beautiful women? Did you ever ask yourself, "Dammit, what's he have that I don't have?" Please visit the website below to learn how a skinny computer nerd discovered a powerful secret that gets him more women than he can possibly handle. http://www.hlplmanhds.biz/

Warmly,
Jack Christopher
Author

http://www.hlplmanhds.biz/go.php

It must be legitimate... after all, Jack's an author! Visiting the website, I find that:

The Dating Guide will teach you how to pick up ANY women, easily and repetitively [emphasis mine]. This book covers everything you could possibly encounter while seducing women, and shows you exactly what to DO and SAY in each situation to always come out a winner. Once you've read the book, you will be able to simply approach the beauty of your choice, use one of my MANY fool-proof techniques you've learned... and off to the bedroom you'll go!

There are no magic tricks involved in the art of seduction...

Knowledge + Action = Success

This guide is the REAL DEAL, and with it you will become more successful with women than anyone you have EVER met... the competition will not stand a chance! You will know more about the needs and desires of women than they do themselves, and will demonstrate this ability in everything that you say and do... making you irresistible to even the HOTTEST of babes!

I know what you're thinking, though... "But what does Jay Roberts think about it?"

"This is the best book I have purchased in all of 2004! It has made me happy, I've gone from dateless actually turning down women for dates! All my friends are jealous!" – Jay Roberts.

I wonder... Is it this Jay Roberts?




This one?




Maybe it's this guy...




Or the guy on the left...




Or this one?




Hmmmm... overnight is better!