Things To Do...
...before the inaugural (January 20, 2005):
- Get that abortion you've always wanted
- Drink a nice clean glass of water
- Cash your Social Security check
- See a doctor of your own choosing
- Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild
- Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter
- Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying
- Hoard gasoline
- Borrow books from library before they're banned (Constitutional law books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer, etc.)
- If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix, do it now
- Come out... then go back in – HURRY!
- Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you can
- Stay out late before the curfews start
- Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident"
- Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition
- Use the phrase "you can't do that – this is America"
- If you're white, marry a black person; if you're black, marry a white person
- Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a snowmobile or a base-jumper
- Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class
- Start your school day without a prayer
- Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations
- Learn French
- Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay friends
- Take a factory tour anywhere in the U.S.
- Try to take photographs of animals on the endangered species list
- Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt
- Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive
- Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill"
- Visit Massachusetts while it is still a State.
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