A Couple Of Jokes

Pass them around... truth and wit in the same breath.

Q. What's the difference between Iraq and Vietnam?

A George Bush had a plan to get out of Vietnam.

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Q: Why in the name of God and all that is holy is Osama bin Laden alive, well, and lecturing America on foreign policy?

A: Because George W. Bush is a miserable failure.

Okay, so the second one isn't so much a joke as a statement of fact, but who cares? Just trying to use every tool possible to make change happen.