Ann Coulter: Lesbian?

Yesterday on Good Morning America, Coulter ripped on John Kerry. Not, of course, about anything of substance, but about his personal life.

"I mean, it is simply a fact that he has married two heiresses, his specialty in life. I mean, if he has an economic plan, I think the one I'd like to hear about is how to snooker millionairesses into marrying me and living off them."

I presume she's interested for... personal reasons?